There aren't a lot of just flat-out goofy cards in my "Grandma's Attic" stash, but this one's a gem:
The poodle on the front of the card has fuzzy black flocking on his head, tummy and paws.Inside:
It was never sent...I can't imagine why!vintage cards from Grandma's attic

The front of this first card is glittered all over with clear fine glitter, and then dotted here and there with specks of green glitter. I'd love to know what kind of glue they used on these cards, because that glitter is stuck on there but good!
Here we have an unsent anniversary card with no glitter, but a super-flirty fun font.
Roses are sort of the generic greeting card flower, aren't they? I promise I'll dig up something a little more unique for tomorrow.
This is another one of those cards with a cut-out in the front that reveals only part of the inner picture:
So, so sweet! The scalloped edge around the picture on the front is a textured gold paper layered between the cover peachy paper and the paper with the top layer of the picture on it. (Three layers of paper on the front cover, in other words.) The card also has a very subtle shimmer to it. From the style I would guess this is a 1940s card, probably sent to my grandparents for their wedding.
Inside it reads, "Wishing you a big bright beautiful birthday!" The rays and all the little round things are embossed, and the orange background has a lightly embossed paintbrush-stroke texture. This totally makes me think of my childhood!
The daisies are a very 70's feature, too. I've been reading this book about Laurel Canyon in L.A. and all the drugs and sex and hedonism of the 1970's, but all I remember is prairie dresses and happy sunshine and flowers. It's good to be a kid!
Interestingly, this card was sent to my grandparents by my grandma on the other side of my family--in other words, my dad's mother sent this to my mom's parents. This would mean that it was sent for either the death of my great-grandfather Martin or my great-grandmother Martin--my grandpa Martin's parents. Early or mid-1970s, although this card looks older than that to me.
I took out Grandma's last name, since she is still very much alive and I want to protect her signature from the Internet bad guys. I love the borders on this card, with the soft blue edge and the little white flowers--the blue looks great next to the red flowers. What are those flowers, anyway?
I think that although we're moving to e-vites and e-birthday greetings, nothing will ever take the place of a real, snail mail, sympathy card. I hope not, anyway!

These lilacs are a little more cheerful:
This is another of those cards where the ruffle peeps out around the front cover:
This feature popped up on several of the cards I found in the boxes from Grandma's house. The ruffles are so dainty and feminine!
The ribbon did not scan well--it's a real bit of knotted pink ribbon, tucked at the bottom behind one of the pansies. The pansies are covered with clear glass microbeads just like the ones we used to glue on all our scrapbook layouts a couple of years ago.
Here's a gorgeous purply get-well card my grandma sent to someone--I can pinpoint the date to 1956-58, because the back is signed with her name, grandpa's name, and, written like steps on a staircase, the names of six of their eight kids. My aunts Kathleen and Carol hadn't come along yet.


And finally, a little fairy holding a giant pansy. Hm. That has a slightly different connotation nowadays, no? Especially when the little fairy isn't even wearing pants.
Is there anything cozier than a winter scene on a Christmas card? Look at that darling little yellow house. The card unfolds to reveal a long letter to my great-great aunt Carrie, penciled on the blank side, dated 1958.
I like the soft creams and tans in this picture, and the snowflakes around the deckle edges. The branches of the trees are lightly lined with silver glitter and gold ink. It looks like it was sent by an attorney or some other business service provider.
The psychedelic swirls on this card tell me that mind-altering drugs have infiltrated the greeting card illustrator world, which puts it in the late 1960s-early 1970s, wouldn't you agree? This card and the first one I showed might as well be from different centuries. This is the kind of card I remember getting in the mail when I was little! It was sent to my grandmother by her Secret Santa, probably from the church's women's group.
Here's the image on the inside of the card:
I love that scalloped edge. The verse on the inside, which I didn't bother to scan, reads "Taking just a moment to send a card your way, to say 'Hello! how are you?' I'm thinking of you today!"
The letter on the back, written to my great-great aunt Carrie, ends with "I want to sew a frock for myself today, so I have to get busy." When was the last time you heard the word "frock?" I think it went the way of kidskin gloves and hats with flowers and veils.
This card is sparkly--the roses are touched here and there with a fine clear glitter, and the leaves and the speckles in the background are actually an iridescent gold. So lovely.
I'm not sure who this was sent to, but it was hand-signed by several doctors and possibly nurses from a medical practice.
Opened, you can see the windows:
The images are actually a little discolored in the spots where the windows are; you can especially see this in the top one. The back of the card reads "Had this ready in May and forgot to mail it in Bible School preparation rush." It's signed by a family I'm familiar with and since my grandmother's birthday is in May, I'm assuming it was sent to her, as well as this one:
This card is printed on a stiff, translucent parchment paper. Inside:
I left the signature intact to show the pretty handwriting of my great-aunt Ruth--her husband John was my grandma's older brother.
Here it is opened--you can see the scallops of the fence at the bottom.
I believe this was sent to my great-aunt Carrie (as opposed to my great-great aunt Carrie--two very different ladies) by a former neighbor. The note on the back reads: "Dear Carrie: Thank you for your greeting received yesterday. I was not as thoughtful as you. So I will send this even if it is late. We picked some beans this morning, now Papa is shelling them. I want to can baked beans. I like to have something handy when I get home late. Wishing you the best of everything, Mary."
This one has also been very delicately touched with glitter--a very dark silver that you may be able to see as dark lines in the petals of the yellow flower in particular.
This might be a nice place to tell y'all a little something about the family members who received and sent these cards.
Inside:
This card folds out one more time to provide a full blank sheet on the inside where the sender can--and did--write a nice letter, dated January 13, 1959. She wrote a Bible verse on the inside and several more with her letter, plus a few homey details: "Last evening Ruth, children and I were to Gable girls awhile they seemed so glad and said we should come some more. Harvey took us over before the men started to milk and then fetched us after chores."